Here I am, lamentably orange.

I’m an Atlanta-based copywriter with an aversion to adverbs and an affinity for alliteration. I love concepting, pitch work, learning new things, and the Oxford comma. Instead of prattling on about Who I Am, let’s go on a tour.

States I’ve lived in:

  • California
  • Texas
  • Connecticut
  • North Carolina
  • South Carolina
  • Georgia

My route so far.
Peter, the wrinkliest man south of the Mason-Dixon.

Hills I’d die on:

  • You can end a sentence with a preposition if you need to
  • Die Hard is a Christmas movie
  • My mother’s semi-Insta-famous dog, Peter, is The Best Dog
  • Ologies is The Best Podcast
  • The South is The Best Place to Live

Fields of expertise:

  • Coffee shops of Atlanta (I’ve reviewed 18 so far, Taproom is my current favorite)
  • Lady Gaga’s entire discography
  • Trader Joe’s’ product offering
  • Edible mushrooms of North Georgia
  • Elaborate vegan recipes for the ambitious home chef
Russula paludosa, an edible mushroom of North Georgia.